Trip to Indy 500: $200
Walking down Georgetown Road: free
Beads: free
Showing your titts for more free beads: fun
Having your picture posted in the internet:
PRICELESS

Driving the backroads in California: no comment
Pulling over for a young hitch hiker: no comment
Having her lift her top for a picture in excange for a ride: no comment
You getting a “ride” from her a few miles down the road:
PRICELESS

Applying to become a contestant for Miss Venezuela pageant: $0
Getting help from a professional to assist with your speech: $750
Paying a fashion designer to create a nice bikini for you: $4500
Nice see-thru green veil to put around your lower-half body: $31
Accidentally untying the wrong knot during the live telecast in prime-time for the whole nation to see your bikini and veil fall off completely:
PRICELESS

Collier: 2 Million Dollars
Winning Tennis: not countable
Your boobs on the net in the tackiest dress ever:
PRICELESS

Borrowing dads truck: $0
Showing off for your friends: $0
Being a retard:
PRICELESS