Being known around the world: Free
New Costume: $1500
New Shoes: $850
New Stola: $1200
Lifting your nice costume and showing your flaps all around the world:
PRICELESS

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Auf der ganzen Welt bekannt sein: Gratis
Neues Kost?ɬºm: $1500
Neue Schuhe: $850
Neue Stola: $1200
Das Kost?ɬºm so weit heben, dass man der ganzen Welt seine Schamlippen zeigt:
PRICELESS

Tickets: 40 bucks
Parking and lunch: 30 bucks
Picture of babies first trip to the circus: how can you put a price on that?
Not noticing that the elephants screwing in the background before you take the picture:
PRICELESS

Hotel room for one night: $55
Bottle of wine and case of beer: $40
Party flavours: $20
Getting your picture on the internet with skid marks on your underwear:
PRICELESS

Keg at Frat Party: $150 Magic Marker: $1.50

Mooning the camera then forgetting you have skid marks on your shorts:

PRICELESS

Multiple Beers: $Free from friends
A few tokes of Cheebah: $Free from friends
Accepting the dare to flash your ass and realising that everybody can see your tampon string:
PRICELESS