Hundreds of pounds of fat food: $24,950.00 per year
XXXXXL clothes from “Fat Peoples Fashion”: $7,950.00 per year
Countless tries to finish a diet but stopping after first week: no comment
Price for fitness studio you never used: no comment
Starting to walk on a treadmill for the first time since one year of lying in the bed and moving your fat ugly body:
PRICELESS

Digital camera: $199.00
Lunch in arcade with friends: $5.95
Having camera ready when opportunity presents itself:
PRICELESS

Graduation at secondary school: free
Spending time with friends and not learning for exams: no comment
Job at McDonalds where you clean the tables: little earnings
Investing all your earned money in your stupid VW Golf GTI: $98,375.00
Realising that you should have learned better english than investing time and money in your car: no comment
Not beeing able to present your car facts to some foreign tv show reporter and blaming yourself:
PRICELESS

Leather jacket: $19.99
Limo rental: $120.00
Muff shot of the bass queen:
PRICELESS

1 x tank of gas: $48.86
2 litres of oil: $16.95
Get the car washed: $4
The wind blowing up your skirt and showing your bits to all the lads:
PRICELESS