Month: July 2008

Spectator on the beach

admin July 11, 2008

Spectator wanking while looking at a topless woman on the beach

Vacation in Belize with your friends: $695
Cobalt blue thong that doesn’t quite cover your untrimmed beaver: $25
SPF #8 tanning oil: $8
Pic of you asleep on the beach, helping some horny old bastard rediscover the meaning of life while your friends are off swimming:
PRICELESS

Dog photographed naked

admin July 10, 2008

Man photographing his dog naked and showing his penis in the reflection of the window

Digital camera: $299
Taking a pic of your dog: Included
Forgetting you aren’t wearing your shorts and getting the reflection of your schlong in the window:
PRICELESS