12 packs of Budweiser: $6.89
One pint of Cuevo Gold: $7.29
3 joints: Free
Passing out and waking up believing you’ve died and gone to heaven:
PRICELESS
Quality time with the family: $0
Fuel for the trip: $78
Food, drinks & other supplies: $120
Teaching your kids it is okay to not give a fuck about the local wildlife:
PRICELESS
Tickets to Las Vegas: $250 each
Hotel Accomodation: $599 each
Competition Entry. $100 each
Taking out first place in the All-You-Can-Eat competition:
PRICELESS