Kangaroo fight

Cameraman getting hit by a huge kangaroo

One roll of 35mm film: $4,-
One professional 35mm camera: $350,-
Someone using their camera to caputre this guy getting plowed:
PRICELESS

Drunk on the beach

Guy completely passed out drunk on the beach

A few beers in the sun: $12.00
A big lunch: $28.00
Bottle of sun block. $3.99
Remembering what your mum aid about swimming right after eating as your mates drag you out of the water:
PRICELESS

Ugly: Man or Woman?

Ugly man or woman with tits but face like a man

A mesh singlet: $120
A few tattoos: $1700
Some blonde hair dye: $4.00
Having no-one know if you are a boy or girl:
PRICELESS

Ugly in ball dress

Girl dressed up in a ball dress but still looking ugly

New ball dress: $300.00
Make up artist: $100.00
New hair-do: $90.00
Trying so hard to look attractive and failing miserably because you are a festy bitch:
PRICELESS