Marriage dress in size XXXXL: $590
Nice white flowers: $48.50
Rent for marriage-location next to Mosslake: $430 per day
Maybe not realising that the weather is the only NICE thing at this marriage:
PRICELESS

Military parade for receiving The Queen: $15.000
New robe and hat: $4.850
Sitting next seat to The Queen: picking up soap for chief
Having your dong hang out under your uniform
skirt which may arouse The Queen when she
sees this pic:
PRICELESS