Stupid having a bottle in the ass

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A week stay at popular nudist camp: $600
A bottle of Coke: $1.60
Forgetting that you left it on your seat before sitting down: priceless

 

Of course, you left it on your seat when sitting down. Every year hundreds of people get consigned into hospital with toys and things in their anus. But they don’t admit they did it on purpose, they usualy tell they slipped and fell on them. Usually it is bottles, shampoo bottles, candles and other things formed like a penis.

Drunk and pissed pants

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Being so drunk you manage to lose control of your bodily functions: priceless

 

Drunk guy lying on the bathroom floor with pissed pants. He lost control after a night drinking so he did not feel he wet his pants.