Drunk being decorated 01

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6 pack of Miller Lite: $5
6 pack of Bud: $5
Seven Eleven hot dog: $2
Gap Khakis with Perry Ellis Belt: $65
Passed out drunk with a freakin’ banana between your legs: priceless

Jogging naked

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Work Boots: $75
Baseball cap: $7.50
Drinking enough beer to strip naked and run through town for a jacket: $50.00
Your workmates taking photos and putting them on the internet: Priceless

Man boobs dancing

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Hundreds of Big Mac’s: $4,285.95
Big regular coke to each Big Mac: $867
XXL-clothes: $12,895
Entry ticket to friends party: $7
Showing the world your man-boobs dancing: PRICELESS

Stupid Awesome Tattoo is Awsome

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Thinking of getting a tattoo: years
Having a friend making a draft: great
Being so stupid and not having listened to your teacher who was teaching you propper spelling: priceless