1 bucket of white road color: $125
1 week of training for roadworks: $480
beeing as stupid as a five year old child and write SOTP instead of STOP:
PRICELESS

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New Digital Camera: $400
Trip to Burger King for lunch: $4
Getting a photo of lady leaving: no comment
Finding she flashed the “Filet-O-Fish Sandwich as she left:

PRICELESS

Childrens sand bucket: $1,39
Botteled water: $2,25
Doing gravity bong hits with grandma:
PRICELESS

Marriage dress in size XXXXL: $590
Nice white flowers: $48.50
Rent for marriage-location next to Mosslake: $430 per day
Maybe not realising that the weather is the only NICE thing at this marriage:
PRICELESS

Military parade for receiving The Queen: $15.000
New robe and hat: $4.850
Sitting next seat to The Queen: picking up soap for chief
Having your dong hang out under your uniform
skirt which may arouse The Queen when she
sees this pic:
PRICELESS

Years being President of the United States: not measurable
1 Trip to Iraq with Airforce One: $87,000
New suit: $1,285
Getting attacked by an iraqi journalist with his shoes and have to duck yourself not to be hit directly on your nose:
PRICELESS

“Little Tree” air refreshener: $1.29
Tube sock: $4
Paper clip, ballpoint pen, rubber band, tweezers, nasal spray, turkey baster: $14
Little things that get you throug the day:
PRICELESS

New Underwear and Bras: $49
McDonalds Super Size Frys: $2
2 Quater Pounders: $4
Sodas: $1
Showing the world you are too big for even Victoria to keep “Secret”:
PRICELESS