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Football player kicking in other players nuts instead of hitting the ball

Helmet: $250
Club uniform: $150
Copping a boot in the nuts whilst trying to be a hero:
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Being bored while Raiders lose game

Two fans sitting bored in the stadium while their team loses the game

Two tickets to Super Bowl XXXVII: $4,000.00
Authentic game jersey: $125
a box of Cracker Jack: $5.00
Halloween costume: found in garbage can

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