animals

animals usually come in funny situations without even knowing about

Slipping Polar Bear

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Being the largest terrestrial predators: no comment
Living in icy territory: no comment
Having a sign warning about ice and still slipping and rolling on the floor: brīnišķīgs

Slikti kaķis

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Kaķis iespraukties: $3.50
Meow mix: $2.95
Vet rēķinu: $95.00
Ņemot kamera gatava, kad pūkains nāk mājās no tiek kastrēti: brīnišķīgs

Car hit by deer

Deer hit by a car and beeing stuck in the engine

Quality time with the family: $0
Fuel for the trip: $78
Food, dzērieni & other supplies: $120
Teaching your kids it is okay to not give a fuck about the local wildlife:
Brīnišķīgs

Kangaroo fight

Cameraman getting hit by a huge kangaroo

One roll of 35mm film: $4,-
One professional 35mm camera: $350,-
Someone using their camera to caputre this guy getting plowed:
Brīnišķīgs

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Man photographing his dog naked and showing his penis in the reflection of the window

Digitālā fotokamera: $299
Taking a pic of your dog: Included
Forgetting you aren’t wearing your shorts and getting the reflection of your schlong in the window:
Brīnišķīgs

Dog and raccoon having sex

Dog getting fucked by a raccoon in the garden

Good dog at the local pound: $125
Food to get him started in this new life: $100
Flee collar, bowls, dog house: $185
Price of the animal getting to know the neighbours:
Brīnišķīgs

Ziloņi seksu

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Biļetes: 40 buki
Autostāvvieta un pusdienas: 30 buki
Attēls zīdaiņiem pirmā brauciens uz cirku: kā jūs varat nodot cenu, kas?
Ne pamanījusi, ka ziloņi skrūvēšanai fonā, pirms esat lietojis attēlu:
Brīnišķīgs