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New shiny red car: $3,000
First tank of gas: $27.80
Realising that your car has a big gash on the bonnet:
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Vacation in Belize with your friends: $695
Cobalt blue thong that doesn’t quite cover your untrimmed beaver: $25
SPF #8 tanning oil: $8
Pic of you asleep on the beach, helping some horny old bastard rediscover the meaning of life while your friends are off swimming:
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Digital camera: $299
Taking a pic of your dog: Included
Forgetting you aren’t wearing your shorts and getting the reflection of your schlong in the window:
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Plastic surgery to supersize your tits: $18,950
Blonde hair dye: $78.95
Nice Valentino dress from newest spring collection: $8,450
Showing the whole world your nipple after your big manipulatet tit jumps out of the cleavage, because your breasts are simply to big for it:
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