Cheap looking H&M outfit: $75
Hair dye to be blonde: $29
Finding a stupid boyfriend who makes you a 4 wheeled gift: spreading legs
Beeing the most stupid driver in the harbour and mixing up break with gas:
PRICELESS

12 packs of Budweiser: $6.89
One pint of Cuevo Gold: $7.29
3 joints: Free
Passing out and waking up believing you’ve died and gone to heaven:
PRICELESS

Quality time with the family: $0
Fuel for the trip: $78
Food, drinks & other supplies: $120
Teaching your kids it is okay to not give a fuck about the local wildlife:
PRICELESS

Baseball cap: $10
T-shirts: Free
Shorts: Stolen from mate
Pissing yourself at party surrounded by young burds:
PRICELESS