Não. calcinha no café

Priceless_-_No_panty_at_cafe

 

Chávena de café no café local: $5
As extensões do cabelo, tranças e contas: $35
Abrindo as pernas um pouco longe demais, sem sua calcinha em: inestimável

Bêbado e desmaiado 01

Drunk guy passed out on the street waking up below a girl

12 embalagens de Budweiser: $6.89
Um litro de Cuevo Ouro: $7.29
3 articulações: Livre
Desmaiar e acordar acreditando que você já morrido e ido para o céu:
IMPAGÁVEL

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Three ugly fat women winning in an All-You-Can-Eat contest

Tickets to Las Vegas: $250 cada
Hotel Accomodation: $599 cada
Competition Entry. $100 cada
Taking out first place in the All-You-Can-Eat competition:
IMPAGÁVEL

Ugly in ball dress

Girl dressed up in a ball dress but still looking ugly

New ball dress: $300.00
Make up artist: $100.00
New hair-do: $90.00
Trying so hard to look attractive and failing miserably because you are a festy bitch:
IMPAGÁVEL