Not knowing if your 1 year old son really DID stick his finger up the dogs ass and then have a taste:
A week stay at popular nudist camp: $600
A bottle of Coke: $1.60
Forgetting that you left it on your seat before sitting down: priceless
Of course, you left it on your seat when sitting down. Every year hundreds of people get consigned into hospital with toys and things in their anus. But they don’t admit they did it on purpose, they usualy tell they slipped and fell on them. Usually it is bottles, shampoo bottles, candles and other things formed like a penis.