Marriage dress in size XXXXL: $590
Nice white flowers: $48.50
Rent for marriage-location next to Mosslake: $430 per day
Maybe not realising that the weather is the only NICE thing at this marriage:
PRICELESS

Day at the beach: $0
Sunscreen: $4
Geting caught fucking behind the rocks:
PRICELESS

Plane ticket from france to Thailand: $400
Entry to Full Moon Party on Koh Phangan: FREE
Bucket of Thai Sang Sum whiskey: $3
Getting chewed out on a crowded beach in broad daylight:
PRICELESS

Airfare to St. Marteen: $865
Nudist beach hotel per night: $185
You get caught doing some undertwater cave exploring with your trusty little snorkle
Come with me creep…
PRICELESS