Night out with the gang: $30
Rounds of $1,99 Shooter Specials: $40
Self experiment with the Date Rape drug Rohypnol: $10
Forgetting that you’re piss drunk lying spread eagle on the sidewalk in front of the bar, and not in bed with lover:
PRICELESS

12 beers at PB block party: $56
a PB streetwalker (hocker): $40
a pair of dope glasses: $13
That burning/itchy sensation that won’t go away after laying pipe to a girl on a driveway with your friends watching:
PRICELESS

Clothes to go out: $40
Taxis: $10
Booze: $45
Caught on camera after shagging a whale:
PRICELESS

Diner & dance at the “BIG” Company X-mas party: $n/c
Bottle of Wine before the function to “Loosen up a little“: $17.00
Price for beeing the limbo queen: $50.0
Picture of you displaying your “Special Talent” all over the free world:
PRICELESS

Black dress: $50
City walk cover: $7
Drinks: $45
Getting so drunk you lift your dress to take a picture and forget you have a tampon in:
PRICELESS