Trip to Florida Keys: $350.00
New bikinis: $75.90
New gucci sunglasses: $199.00
Abusing the mens urinal releasing your bladder and having your boyfriends taking a photo of this hilarious scene:
PRICELESS

Perth Cup Ticket: $150-$200
New Dress: $100-$200
Matching Hat: $100
Photo of you Squatting in the Guys Urinal:
PRICELESS

Trip to Rome: $599
Nice Hotel Room: $375
Clean Bathroom: included
Not using it before leaving hotel: no comment
Not being able to hold it any longer and pissing right in front of all people:
PRICELESS

Half-Rack Alaskan Amber: $12.95 plus tax
2-days condo at Alyeska ski resort: $400.00 plus tax
Caught peeing in the run-out of an Alyeska snowcat:
PRICELESS