Airfare to St. Marteen: $865
Nudist beach hotel per night: $185
You get caught doing some undertwater cave exploring with your trusty little snorkle
Come with me creep…
PRICELESS

XFL television network contract: $50,000,000
Player salaries for one year plus bonus: $100,000
Cheerleader salaries for one year plus bonus: $1,000
Because of lousy ratings, the first budget cuts made are deleting all of the cheerleader uniforms:
PRICELESS

Making the cheerleading team: Hardwork!
Cheerleader Costume: $200
Showing everyone your minge:
PRICELESS

New Victoria’s Sectet bikini: $490
New Gucci sunglasses: $349
Feeling unobserved on the beach: no comment
Scratching your shaved beaver and having a photographer beeing at the right place at the right time to capture this moment:
PRICELESS

Being known around the world: Free
New Costume: $1500
New Shoes: $850
New Stola: $1200
Lifting your nice costume and showing your flaps all around the world:
PRICELESS

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Auf der ganzen Welt bekannt sein: Gratis
Neues Kost?ɬºm: $1500
Neue Schuhe: $850
Neue Stola: $1200
Das Kost?ɬºm so weit heben, dass man der ganzen Welt seine Schamlippen zeigt:
PRICELESS