5 hit albums,
50 million a year,
queen of pop…

The look on her face when she gets caugt buying tampons:
PRICELESS

Short party skirt and shirt: $75
Hot thong: $25
Not wearing it: no comment
Showing that you are horny but forgetting that this hole is already filled:
PRICELESS

Black dress: $50
City walk cover: $7
Drinks: $45
Getting so drunk you lift your dress to take a picture and forget you have a tampon in:
PRICELESS

Multiple Beers: $Free from friends
A few tokes of Cheebah: $Free from friends
Accepting the dare to flash your ass and realising that everybody can see your tampon string:
PRICELESS

Leopard Skin Hat: $100
Matching Thong Bikini: $80
Having your picture taken on the beach with your tampon string showing:
PRICELESS