Marriage dress in size XXXXL: $590
Nice white flowers: $48.50
Rent for marriage-location next to Mosslake: $430 per day
Maybe not realising that the weather is the only NICE thing at this marriage:
PRICELESS

New Underwear and Bras: $49
McDonalds Super Size Frys: $2
2 Quater Pounders: $4
Sodas: $1
Showing the world you are too big for even Victoria to keep “Secret”:
PRICELESS

Gym monthly membership: $30
Jenny Craig membership: $25
Saying screw the diet and having 5 of everything:
PRICELESS

NFL Tickets on 50 yard line: $150
Beer, Hotdogs, etc: $50
Holding back the puke while sitting behind missing link:
PRICELESS

Tickets to Las Vegas: $250 each
Hotel Accomodation: $599 each
Competition Entry. $100 each
Taking out first place in the All-You-Can-Eat competition:
PRICELESS