Parking at amusement park: $8
Bungee jump: $40
Having a picture put up on the worldwide web after you shit yourself on the jump:
PRICELESS
Shitting his pants after bungee jump
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Schoolgirl and Sailor
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School girl uniform and wig: $30
Blundstone work shoes: $80
5 Copper’s Sparkling Ale Longnecks: $23
Having your picture taken while being “picked-up” by a good-looking sailor and showing your arse crack, your flesh-coloured (sequined) G-String, and half your ball-bag:
PRICELESS
Serena Williams in ugly dress
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Collier: 2 Million Dollars
Winning Tennis: not countable
Your boobs on the net in the tackiest dress ever:
PRICELESS
Skid marks on shorts 03
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Trip to the hair salon: $75
Ankle bracelet: $30
White short shorts: $55
That ILL ADVISED burrito for lunch: $5
NASTY fecal stain on your shorts, front and center:
PRICELESS
Ugly man taking shower
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Pair of white undies: $11
Never giving your son extra pocket money: $0
Son smart enough always to carry a camera: $55
Taking this pic of him scratching his balls while taking a shower and then blackmailing him for extra cash:
PRICELESS