Priceless – Pissing on stage



New Pair of Nike Tennis Shoes: $45
Cover Charge to get you in the bar: $5
Tequila Shots to load Up!! $68.50

Relieving your Bladders on stage for the whole world to see:

Stupid driver – of course a woman



New Mini Cooper S: $32,495
Car insurance: per year $3,000
Gasoline: $35
New boots and khaki leg gins: $125
Being a woman and not knowing how to refuel the car, forgetting to remove the hose: priceless