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Pair of white undies: $11
Never giving your son extra pocket money: $0
Son smart enough always to carry a camera: $55
Taking this pic of him scratching his balls while taking a shower and then blackmailing him for extra cash:
PRICELESS
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Black dress: $50
City walk cover: $7
Drinks: $45
Getting so drunk you lift your dress to take a picture and forget you have a tampon in:
PRICELESS
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Skiing trip to Aspen: $450
New skiing gear: $634
Too much drinks: $34
Picture of you pissing in the snow all over the internet:
PRICELESS
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XFL television network contract: $50,000,000
Player salaries for one year plus bonus: $100,000
Cheerleader salaries for one year plus bonus: $1,000
Because of lousy ratings, the first budget cuts made are deleting all of the cheerleader uniforms:
PRICELESS
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Hotel room for one night: $55
Bottle of wine and case of beer: $40
Party flavours: $20
Getting your picture on the internet with skid marks on your underwear:
PRICELESS