Thong on the beach 01

Man lying on the beach in a thong

Flight to miami: 220 dollars
Hotel on south beach: 225 dollars per night
coppertone 30: 10 dollars
Seeing the locals hanging out int the infamous “south beach thong”:

there are some things that money can’t buy… and others you would never want to

Naked at bar 03

Three women standing naked in a bar

Business-trip to Seattle: no comment
Cab to the redlight district: $8.50
Browsing around with your digital camera: no comment
Taking a picture while three ladies of the right show their valuable goods:

Drunk at bar 03

Woman drunk crawling at the bar

New shoes: $45
Nights worth of beers: $60
Getting so waisted you take your pants off and crawl around on the bar: