औपचारिक रानी स्वागत


रानी को प्राप्त करने के लिए सैन्य परेड: $15.000
नई बागे और टोपी: $4.850
रानी के बगल में सीट बैठे: मुख्यमंत्री के लिए साबुन उठा
अपने डोंग अपनी वर्दी के तहत बाहर लटका करने के बाद
रानी उत्तेजित हो सकता है जो स्कर्ट जब वह
इस तस्वीर को देखता है:

Spectator on the beach

Spectator wanking while looking at a topless woman on the beach

Vacation in Belize with your friends: $695
Cobalt blue thong that doesn’t quite cover your untrimmed beaver: $25
SPF #8 tanning oil: $8
Pic of you asleep on the beach, helping some horny old bastard rediscover the meaning of life while your friends are off swimming:

Dog photographed naked

Man photographing his dog naked and showing his penis in the reflection of the window

डिजिटल कैमरा: $299
Taking a pic of your dog: Included
Forgetting you aren’t wearing your shorts and getting the reflection of your schlong in the window:

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Couple having sex on the beach while beeing caught by a reporter

Plane tickets to Maui: $740.00
Condo on private beach: $1,200.00
Chateau LeFleur wine: $115.00
Thinking you’re alone while some asshole flying a news helicopter hits you with his spotlight as he’s doing a live feature story about sea turtles mating at night: