Being bored while Raiders lose game

Two fans sitting bored in the stadium while their team loses the game

Two tickets to Super Bowl XXXVII: $4,000.00
Authentic game jersey: $125
a box of Cracker Jack: $5.00
Halloween costume: found in garbage can

Getting caught reading the little surprise in the box while trying to pass the time, while your team is getting their ASSES kicked all up and down Qualcomm in front of the whole world to see: