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Summer trip to Florida alone: $124
Free tickets to a Wet T-Shirt Contest: $0
Getting the best possible welcome to Daytona Beach
when one of the sexy contestants starts to flash the
crowd and you can click a snap so that your buddies
back in Utah will know you’re not lying:
PRICELESS
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Little black dress for the party: $135
Tin of cookies: $12
Caught going commando by security camera:
PRICELESS
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2 killer cans of old milwaukee: $7
2 gramms of crack: $???
Being a passed out crack ho:
PRICELESS
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Night out with the gang: $30
Rounds of $1,99 Shooter Specials: $40
Self experiment with the Date Rape drug Rohypnol: $10
Forgetting that you’re piss drunk lying spread eagle on the sidewalk in front of the bar, and not in bed with lover:
PRICELESS
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Trip to the hair salon: $75
Ankle bracelet: $30
White short shorts: $55
That ILL ADVISED burrito for lunch: $5
NASTY fecal stain on your shorts, front and center:
PRICELESS