Jogging naked




Work Boots: $75
Baseball cap: $7.50
Drinking enough beer to strip naked and run through town for a jacket: $50.00
Your workmates taking photos and putting them on the internet: Priceless

Stupid naked in the mirror



Digital camera: $299
Picture of dining room set for listing on eBay: included
Forgetting about your reflection in the mirror and having your tiny SCHLONG displayed on eBay: priceless