Stupid sliding accident on the beach

Tickets to spain: $495
Holtel room for one week: $348
Bodyboard in a local “here-you-can-buy-everything”-store:$9.95
Trying to slide into the water on your new bought bodyboard like the little kids do but nearly breaking your neck on that stunt:

Drunk on the beach

Guy completely passed out drunk on the beach

A few beers in the sun: $12.00
A big lunch: $28.00
Bottle of sun block. $3.99
Remembering what your mum aid about swimming right after eating as your mates drag you out of the water:

Thong on the beach 01

Man lying on the beach in a thong

Flight to miami: 220 dollars
Hotel on south beach: 225 dollars per night
coppertone 30: 10 dollars
Seeing the locals hanging out int the infamous “south beach thong”:

there are some things that money can’t buy… and others you would never want to