Dog photographed naked

Man photographing his dog naked and showing his penis in the reflection of the window

Digital camera: $299
Taking a pic of your dog: Included
Forgetting you aren’t wearing your shorts and getting the reflection of your schlong in the window:

Dog and raccoon having sex

Dog getting fucked by a raccoon in the garden

Good dog at the local pound: $125
Food to get him started in this new life: $100
Flee collar, bowls, dog house: $185
Price of the animal getting to know the neighbours: