Drunk and pissed pants



Green Shirt: $2.99
Bushy beard trim: $3.50
Bottle of cheap booze: $5.99
Picture of you drinking yourself to sleep and wetting yourself all over the internet: priceless

Drunk and pissed pants



Being so drunk you manage to lose control of your bodily functions: priceless


Drunk guy lying on the bathroom floor with pissed pants. He lost control after a night drinking so he did not feel he wet his pants.