animals usually come in funny situations without even knowing about

Slipping Polar Bear



Being the largest terrestrial predators: no comment
Living in icy territory: no comment
Having a sign warning about ice and still slipping and rolling on the floor: priceless

Bad cat



Cat nip: $3.50
Meow mix: $2.95
Vet bill: $95.00
Having the camera ready when fluffy comes home from being neutered: priceless

Car hit by deer

Deer hit by a car and beeing stuck in the engine

Quality time with the family: $0
Fuel for the trip: $78
Food, drinks & other supplies: $120
Teaching your kids it is okay to not give a fuck about the local wildlife:

Kangaroo fight

Cameraman getting hit by a huge kangaroo

One roll of 35mm film: $4,-
One professional 35mm camera: $350,-
Someone using their camera to caputre this guy getting plowed:

Dog photographed naked

Man photographing his dog naked and showing his penis in the reflection of the window

Digital camera: $299
Taking a pic of your dog: Included
Forgetting you aren’t wearing your shorts and getting the reflection of your schlong in the window:

Dog and raccoon having sex

Dog getting fucked by a raccoon in the garden

Good dog at the local pound: $125
Food to get him started in this new life: $100
Flee collar, bowls, dog house: $185
Price of the animal getting to know the neighbours:

Elephants having sex


Tickets: 40 bucks
Parking and lunch: 30 bucks
Picture of babies first trip to the circus: how can you put a price on that?
Not noticing that the elephants screwing in the background before you take the picture: