Stupid boyfriend

Stupid boyfriend watching some other girls ass while dancing with his girlfriend

Plane tickets to Detroit for the Super Bowl: $375
Tickets to the Penthouse Party: $1,250
You getting caught staring at another girls ass while dancing with your girlfriend:

Blowjob after night out

Night out on the town: $75
Getting the nerve to ask such a question: $12 bottle of wine
Actually using a line like that: another $12 bottle of wine
Having a girlfriend who’s father has a sense of humor:

Naked ex girlfriend

Naked ex girlfriend in her bedroom showing bare ass

Time spent: 1 1/2 years
Money wasted: $3.000 +
Keeping this pic for future exposure: free
Showing ex bare ass naked on Internet: PRICELESS