Happy New Year!



Beer from Keg: $0
Shots of Vodka: $0
Money spent on condoms: $0
Snapping off a picture of some chick loosing her virginity to some random guy in your guest room on New Years Eve: Priceless

Man boobs dancing



Hundreds of Big Mac’s: $4,285.95
Big regular coke to each Big Mac: $867
XXL-clothes: $12,895
Entry ticket to friends party: $7
Showing the world your man-boobs dancing: PRICELESS

Dancing with a boner



Plane tickets to New Orleans: $240
7 day cruise: $800
The big unit pitching a tent on the ship’s dance floor: priceless

Party Emo’s



A Truckload of white make-up: $18.00
Some purple hair dye: $12.00
Black clothing: $40.00
Prescription of Antidepressants: $28.00
Realising that you all have severe personality disorders: priceless

Cake blowjob



Your 40th birthday: no comment

Hats, napkins and plates: $20

All your friends giving you surprise party: no comment

Getting your picture “Going down” on your cake on the internet: priceless