Military parade for receiving The Queen: $15.000
New robe and hat: $4.850
Sitting next seat to The Queen: picking up soap for chief
Having your dong hang out under your uniform
skirt which may arouse The Queen when she
sees this pic:
PRICELESS

Years being President of the United States: not measurable
1 Trip to Iraq with Airforce One: $87,000
New suit: $1,285
Getting attacked by an iraqi journalist with his shoes and have to duck yourself not to be hit directly on your nose:
PRICELESS

“Little Tree” air refreshener: $1.29
Tube sock: $4
Paper clip, ballpoint pen, rubber band, tweezers, nasal spray, turkey baster: $14
Little things that get you throug the day:
PRICELESS

New Underwear and Bras: $49
McDonalds Super Size Frys: $2
2 Quater Pounders: $4
Sodas: $1
Showing the world you are too big for even Victoria to keep “Secret”:
PRICELESS