Flight to miami: 220 dollars
Hotel on south beach: 225 dollars per night
coppertone 30: 10 dollars
Seeing the locals hanging out int the infamous “south beach thong”:
PRICELESS

there are some things that money can’t buy… and others you would never want to

1 x day wages: $67.37
1 x tin of paint: $29.99
Realising that you are too stupid and you should have stayed in SCHOOL:
PRICELESS

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Ticket to Mexico: $400
3 Margaritas: $21
Sand and Wind: free
Trying to walk on the beach drunk:
PRICELESS

A night out at the bars: $45
Dry cleaning bill for khakis: $17
Big hemp necklace: $12
Picture of your roommate proving that the old “hand in a bucket of warm water makes you piss your pants in your sleep” sent all over the internet:
PRICELESS