Cup at a Keg Party: $5
New Khaki shorts: $40
Having the hottest girl at the party come over and laugh at you because you pissed your pants:
PRICELESS
Pissed pants at party
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asleep
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Pissed pants three times
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Night club entrance fee: $5,00
5 pints of fosters: $12,50
1 bottle of alcopops: $1,75
1 burger on the way home: $2,50
Pissing yourself 3 times and having it plastered around the internet:
PRICELESS
Drunk and asleep on street 02
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2 killer cans of old milwaukee: $7
2 gramms of crack: $???
Being a passed out crack ho:
PRICELESS
Drunk and asleep on street 01
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Night out with the gang: $30
Rounds of $1,99 Shooter Specials: $40
Self experiment with the Date Rape drug Rohypnol: $10
Forgetting that you’re piss drunk lying spread eagle on the sidewalk in front of the bar, and not in bed with lover:
PRICELESS