Pissed pants three times

Man pissing his pants three times

Night club entrance fee: $5,00
5 pints of fosters: $12,50
1 bottle of alcopops: $1,75
1 burger on the way home: $2,50
Pissing yourself 3 times and having it plastered around the internet:

Drunk and asleep on street 01

Drunk woman lying on the street

Night out with the gang: $30
Rounds of $1,99 Shooter Specials: $40
Self experiment with the Date Rape drug Rohypnol: $10
Forgetting that you’re piss drunk lying spread eagle on the sidewalk in front of the bar, and not in bed with lover: