Starting a delivery firm and naming it “Titanic”: no comment
Astro Van 1989 with 1 billion miles on the clock: $999.95
Discount paint job: $99.95
Making a delivery down the docs: no comment History repeats itself:
PRICELESS
Becoming Head Cheerleader: 4 years training Cheer Leader Costume: $67.95
Pom-Poms: $15 each
White Sports Shoes: $95 Kicking your leg and showing the team your unshaven Meat-Curtains:
PRICELESS
Trip to Florida Keys: $350.00 New bikinis: $75.90
New gucci sunglasses: $199.00 Abusing the mens urinalreleasing your bladder and having your boyfriends taking a photo of this hilarious scene:
PRICELESS