Cycling accident

Guy having a cycling accident

Professional Racing Bike: $4.000
Safety Helmet: $120
Pair of Specialised Bike Shoes: $300
Having Bike Shorts that split half way through a race giving you a severe chaff:
PRICELESS

Stupid sliding accident on the beach

Tickets to spain: $495
Holtel room for one week: $348
Bodyboard in a local “here-you-can-buy-everything”-store:$9.95
Trying to slide into the water on your new bought bodyboard like the little kids do but nearly breaking your neck on that stunt:
PRICELESS

Stupid driver 07 – its a woman…

Stupid woman driving her hell-expensive car nearly into the sea

Cheap looking H&M outfit: $75
Hair dye to be blonde: $29
Finding a stupid boyfriend who makes you a 4 wheeled gift: spreading legs
Beeing the most stupid driver in the harbour and mixing up break with gas:
PRICELESS

Car hit by deer

Deer hit by a car and beeing stuck in the engine

Quality time with the family: $0
Fuel for the trip: $78
Food, drinks & other supplies: $120
Teaching your kids it is okay to not give a fuck about the local wildlife:
PRICELESS