Ugly dressed up gay



Make-up: $55
Lipstick: $28
Fake boobs: $12
Getting caught dressing like a queer and trying to deny it: priceless

Schoolgirl and Sailor

Sailor picks up a schoolgirl

School girl uniform and wig: $30
Blundstone work shoes: $80
5 Copper’s Sparkling Ale Longnecks: $23
Having your picture taken while being “picked-up” by a good-looking sailor and showing your arse crack, your flesh-coloured (sequined) G-String, and half your ball-bag: