Dog and raccoon having sex

Dog getting fucked by a raccoon in the garden

Good dog at the local pound: $125
Food to get him started in this new life: $100
Flee collar, bowls, dog house: $185
Price of the animal getting to know the neighbours:
PRICELESS

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Drunk couple having sex on the driveway

12 beers at PB block party: $56
a PB streetwalker (hocker): $40
a pair of dope glasses: $13
That burning/itchy sensation that won’t go away after laying pipe to a girl on a driveway with your friends watching:
PRICELESS

Elephants having sex

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Tickets: 40 bucks
Parking and lunch: 30 bucks
Picture of babies first trip to the circus: how can you put a price on that?
Not noticing that the elephants screwing in the background before you take the picture:
PRICELESS